Monday, May 2, 2011

How Dry is it in Texas?

This came as an email.  It was too good not to pass on to you.


It's so dry in Texas that:
  • Baptists are starting to baptize by sprinkling,
  • Methodists are using wet-wipes,
  • Presbyterians are giving out rain-checks,
  • and Catholics are praying for the wine to turn back into water!
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